some ideas for what to do when you're bored in the new year.

1.) Abuse the plumbing
2.) Close your eyes and stand on the curb for a minute, keeping your eyes closed. Then, step off it, pretending it is a cliff
3.) Walk into things as hard as you can and see how long it takes you to faint
4.) Draw on yourself
5.) Run outside in your undergarnments
6.) Wear a track suit to the pool
7.) Walk up to someone and tell them they are your new best friend
8.) In class, take off your pants/ shirt and give them to the teacher
9.) Throw things at walls as hard as you can
10.) CAREFULLY hold a lemon in your locker door then slam it shut
12.) Walk up to a teacher in the middle of class and ask if they are your mommy.
13.) At the store, hide boxes of condoms in peoples cart when they aren't looking
14.) Challenge other shoppers to duels with tubes of wrapping paper
15.) Throw random objects into neighboring isles
16.) Insist that a cashier buy a matching pair of high heels so you don't feel so silly
17.) Redress the maniquins
18.) Have a friend push you around in a cart and scream "The British are coming!"
19.) Hide in clothes racks and scream "TAKE ME HOME!" when people walk by
20.) Set alarm clocks to loud rock channels and set the alarms to go off every three minutes
21.) Knock things off high shelves then blame people
22.) Cut off a siblings hair and tell your parents it was the fairies
23.) At school, when an announcement comes on, curl up and scream "GO AWAY VIOCES!"
24.) Marry a squirrel
25.) Confess your love to a street light
26.) Tell people you are blind then say you like their hair
27.) Everytime someone touches something, spray it with Lysol
28.) Make beeping noises when large people back up
29.) Scream random numbers while someone is counting
30.) Chew on borrowed things
31.) Glue random people's things together
32.) Make an appiontment foor the 31st of September
33.) Tell people you were born in a space shuttle on the moon
34.) Learn Morese Code and then have a very perverted conversation with a friend, using diffrent tone of voice with each sentance
35.) Try to communicate only in body langauge
36.) Start each meal by sniffing every peice of food individually
37.) Reply to everyone by saying 'Thats what YOU think'
38.) Get a life
39.) Declare your apartment an individual country and sue your neighbors for invading your airspace
40.) Try to think up a new color
41.) Put a can in an ice crusher
42.) Put random things in blenders and press frapee
43.) Go over to a friend's house and put their cat in the microwave
44.) Tell your neighbors the man in your basement said he misses them
45.) Use every available surface as a drum set
46.) Ask the person behind you if there is anything sticking out of your pant
47.) Buy a jug of milk then ask the cashier if it comes with the little umbrella
48.) Piont to someone at a table on the opposite side of the room from yours and tell the waiter you'll have what he/she's having
49.) Tie sleigh bells to your clothes
50.) Show up to an opera/ school concert in bright yellow
51.) Ask a teacher for their cell phone number
52.) Get a job
53.) Leave tips in a foreign currency
54.) Put snack foods down people's shirts
55.) Lick tables
56.) Put a sign on something that says "I peed on it so its mine"